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Gritzleshritz

When you go to a restaurant and you order some grits. and they turn out to be bradners, aka shit, that the chef whipped up for ya and then said "hot and fresh from my ass!" and you thought he was joking. but he wasn't.
customer: "wow these grits are really good!"
customer 2: "ya, i wonder what they put in them?"
chef: *snickering*

guy walking by *throws up when he sees the grits* "AHHHH!!!! GRITZLESHRITZ!!!!!"
by Mr. Querry December 2, 2009
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grit raptor

A freakishly fiendish meth-amphetamine addict. Will do just about anything for a (hoot).

Junked out to the point where no amount of humiliation or risk will detour them from reaching the next hoot.

Someone who will with no shame smoke the bottom of the barrel (pipe scrapings) and pick shards out of there skin.

A person who skulks around any and every drug dealer, in hopes to get as much free shit as possible. So much so that they make this horrible squealing sound at the mere sight of a shard, and there is no distinction between the real deal, and (buff shard )to a grit raptor, because the grit raptor will smoke anything...

Also could be labeled as a fiend, a bad sketcher, a tweek tard, pipe wipe, squidward, puddle slut, dump truck, punched, goof troop, shard lobster, squidly, bad action hero, pylon, any cock will do, semen demon, pickin pox, gak tard, bunk and chapped, soup sandwitch, dink pit, shady, shard bat, bad goof,
Geez, look at her over there smoking that bottom of the barrel buff shards. Yeah no doubt she's a grit raptor.

We actually saw that hurtin grit raptor picking shard out of the skin and smoking them.
by MissBehavin1330 August 1, 2011
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Grit

A gram. Drug termanology...
I'm tryna get a grit bruh, you got that pressure?
by FDDDDUCK July 1, 2017
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Grit Head

A shit head with a mullet, or from the south.
That guy with a mullet yelling at the left fielder is not just a shit head, he is a grit head!
by Grit Head June 30, 2019
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Gritties

Grandma got no gritties.
by goated son September 24, 2021
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Lean Grit

when there is nothing for dinner, so all you can do is lean back and grit your teeth
Matthew: "Mom, what's for dinner?"
Mother: "Just Lean Grit."
Matther: "Not again."
by Krystal April 20, 2006
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Shit-grit

(n.) 1) cat litter, for example, Tidy Cat or 2) the toilet paper remnants left behind in woman's underwear, AKA, clitty litter
I have to stop at the store on the way home and pick up some milk and shit-grit for the cat.
by Donald Bragg April 23, 2009
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