Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

Hey have you heard of Griffin's theory its so deep and memorizing

by fradern June 26, 2021

Griffin

a substitution word that can be used in context in substitution of any verb noun or adjective

dude, it's like griffin:30 right now.
what the griffin!?!?!
who do i look like donald fucking griffin?
griffin doesn't grow tree's you know.
wana griffin later

by Sean&Rob June 28, 2008

Griffed

adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.

You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!

Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.

by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009

Griffin

The sexiest motha ever. Such a babe and so hot. 10/10 would bang.

Griffin was so great last night.

by this is not a joke January 26, 2015

Griffith, Indiana

Griffith is a little town nestled in between Merrillville, Gary/Calumet. and Highland. Its conveniently located within an hour of downtown chicago and within half hour of the beach. The highschool is well known for having bad ass athletics.
You can find every stereotypical person you've heard of in Griffith, and thats what makes it great.
You will also find a handful of punkass kids that never appreciate anything and the rest of the residents can't wait til they leave.

Griffith reps the 219 and sometimes is lovingly referred to as G-town.

Bob: Where do you live?
Tim: Oh I live in Griffith, Indiana. Its pretty BA.

by not a punk ass kid July 30, 2009

peter griffin

A wise man who thinks jews are good with money (they are). He likes to attend the Drunken Clam where he drinks with his pals Joe, Quagmyre, and Cleveland. He subsides in a small town in Rhode Island called Quahog.

"I love you guys as my neighbors because if you weren't, some smelly Hawaiians might move in."

by Smokey MacPot April 13, 2004

Griffin

Good, Wicked, Cool.

Slang for any of above.

Person 1: Check out ma new AIR FORCE ONES!
Person 2: Yeah man they're well griffin!

by Dalean February 4, 2007