gouching

Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind

the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,

by ime soe hie May 13, 2005

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

Gouched

(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'

Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa

by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009

gonche

To beg, take or slyly consume food items from a friend. Also, freeloading.

Yo, Jed, lemme gonche on that chowder. Plus, your bread bowl looks good.

by bshea December 12, 2006

goucheberry

(n. from, "goon", "douche" and "berry" a triple portmanteau word)
1. An extremely embarassing and pathetic individual. (see twatburgler )

Did you hear Kyle going on and on about his muscles?
-Fucking goucheberry!

by Michelangelo9999 January 2, 2009

gotched

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.

She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.

by Jesus Deeran July 26, 2008

gounche

the hair that sticks out the top of mens shirts.

that guy in front of me in line, (yeah the one with the mullet, and the first 2 buttons of his shirt undone) has his gounche hanging out the top of his shirt.

by smurfettish February 18, 2010