Gossip mycelia

Mycelia are the vegetative part of a fungus consisting of a mass of branching threadlike hyphae. It’s thought that mycelia can decompose organic compound thus absorbing the nutrients from the environment. Gossip mycelia are a mass of branching hyphae of the “gossip queen”. Gossip queen use this mycelia to decompose human minds thus absorbing the most valuable part of the human being-the spirit and conscience. You, me or anyone could be one part of the gossip mycelia of the gossip queen. We together consist of this massive gossip mycelia like a huge gossip network. Try to imagine how ugly the fungi mycelia can be. The gossip mycelia are much uglier.

“You slept with Jack’s wife?” I asked.
“How do you know?” He asked surprisingly.

“Who can escape the powerful gossip mycelia?” I laughed.

by kakadede February 12, 2010

gossipy bitch

A bitch that loves to gossip!

Me: Hi!
Sylas: Did you hear about-?
Me: You’re such a gossipy bitch!

by tiredgoddesss December 10, 2017

gosia

Best pussy in town / world. Big tits and even bigger ass. Can’t get bored with her.

Mala: Yo have u seen the new chick Gosia?
Filip: that ass was all I needed to see…

by Pussydestroyer94739374 November 21, 2021

Gossi

Gossi is a bredrin who likes to romance a large number of birds at 1 time. Gossi is a playa who originated from the Buckinghamshire town of Chesham and developed a large reputation for his womanising ways. Since then people have been known players to be doing a 'Gossi' as Gossi was a well recognised local gangsta and player.

Chesham Gangster: U is doin a 'Gossi' blad, quit playin da game

by Peter Jobes July 24, 2008

gossiplusional

One who participates in gossip but doesn't see it.

I have said nothing!!!!!! I may have reported back on what I saw, but I
promise no gossip!!!!!!

by Bev July 1, 2004

Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail

(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"

by Olivre March 9, 2007

Gossip Girl

There are three meanings. There is a tv show on the CW. A book that the show was based on. Then a real gossip girl where she tells you, you guys are best friends and you can keep secrets but then she gossip's about you behind you back. She spills everything about you.

"Don't trust her, she is a gossip girl." Meaning 3
"Have you seen the new episode of Gossip Girl." Meaning 1

by abiisboring December 14, 2016