Well Goff

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

by Naomi September 2, 2004

Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

by Pete October 21, 2003

Goffmo

Goffmo = a combo of Goth + Emo! Hence Goffmo

Person A: Iain, your sooo emo.

Iain: Nah im Goffmo

Person A: Ohhh

by Benn-Jammin April 25, 2006

goff

A noun substitute for the word "golf" used by tongue twisted moosh heads who cannot speak proper English.

As Mike suggested that we play a round of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.

by whuffie October 4, 2005

gorfus

the cross between a dork and a geek

Jeeze, he is such a gorfus with those glasses

by Alyssa Maria September 12, 2008

goff

someone who likes wu tang.

hey you a goff? you like wu tang!

by dang April 4, 2004

gurff

A male whom attracts the attention of females; usually for their sexual prowess. An alpha male.

That strapping gurff gets all the ladies.

by ARMessick April 9, 2007