Gloria

A Gloria is a backstabbing pain in the ass person who swears heaps. Never trust a Gloria, they will only betray you and spread bad rumours about you. They will act friendly at the start then turn out to be cyco. Gloria's tend to end up lonely and die old with nobody that loves them. She tends to laugh at you, call you names and punch you. They will even make your boyfriend dump you. WATCH OUT FOR GLORIA'S! THEY ARE TO BE TRUSTED UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES!

Guy: God that person is so bitchy!
Girl: Yeah. That's Gloria.
Guy: Should've spotted that one!

by Awesome Anonymous Person June 24, 2012

Glorian

A extremely short child who has the mindset of a two year old. They have a lot of energy and are crazy. They also have very good hair.

OMG he is such a glorian.

by cheezman67 November 17, 2021

Gloria

Gloria is a fierce young lady with the tolerance to expel splendidly. She loves her friends (ecspecially Abby) and will always be there for them. She loves reading, but can get caught up trust issue, and doesn’t seem to pour out her soul to you. She wants to keep this short because she’s super irritated. (With Abby)

Gloria just punched me in the mouth, why does that happen often?

by Master of the internet July 25, 2018

flargan glargan

Def.

1. an exclamation used only when your friend is texting on your phone and wont tell you who or what they're talking about.

2. the side of the part where its impossible not to laugh if someone squeezes.

3. a HUGE cock

4. complete nonense used to confuse people.

Ex.

1. FLARGAN GLARGAN!!!! Steve stop your shananigins and show me who your talking to it's really starting to piss me off.

2. LMFAO steve stop fondling my flargan glargan.

3. a: Sean put your flargan glargan away it's scaring the children.
b: Bitch suck my flargan glargan.

4. Flargan glargan marvin plagatan moof flamingo sandwhich hardboneychicken

by Babo11 October 8, 2008

Gloria

She is the worst person on earth and everyone wishes shes dead

omg shes such a gloria, what a cunt

by Afropapi123 January 27, 2022

Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

gorgarr

A sexy and sleep frog of Lunacy Unbound.

"The northern species of Gorgarr are the most well hung."

by Gorgarr June 28, 2004