Titty Glitter

the seminal result of ejaculating on a females breasts.

A pearl necklass is just so old fashioned, i'll just take some titty glitter.

by dumb crow October 19, 2009

Glittertits

The name for Edward Cullen and other vampires from the Twilight series as dubbed by Michael Buckley of the What The Buck Show.

"In some states this is stalking but this is Glittertits so it's hot." - Michael Buckley

by Lyssia September 26, 2011

Glitter dick

When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.

"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"

by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017

Glittering

Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.

M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!

by ThatsNotHowThisWorks May 15, 2016

glitter sock

Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock

Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!

by slothropsez June 18, 2007

glitter hole

A homosexual male's anus.

Guy #1: This dude at work thought I had a glitter hole.
Guy #2: No way! Did you tell him you like bishes?

or

Charlie: Mmm, Kevin! You look hot in those pants. I want to lick your glitter hole tonight!
Kevin: Oh, you silly queen! Come and get it.

by CrapIceberg June 5, 2011

Twitter Glitter

The act of marking one's significant other on Twitter through cute, flirty mentions and replies, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person glittering another.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).

Lynn Twitter Glittered Edward last night with her seven @ replies. They're totally dating.

by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012