The Geyser Effect

The act of ejaculation, following oral sex, see rubber gasket, hand jobs, or any type of sex.

-"Man, I guess it's been a while for him because after I gave him a rubber gasket, it was a stage 5 of The Geyser Effect."

by Ariel87 February 15, 2009

geyser

1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released

"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

geyblading

Ridiculing term for inline skating that insinuates you are gay for partaking in inline skating.

Similar to fruitbooting or gayblading

'Geyblading must be so easy cos you're skates are strapped to your feet, you're gay.'

by osirls April 18, 2009

geyer

Every STD known to man combined into one horrific, life sucking, soul crushing, sex repelling disgusting disease.

I think I gave that girl last night the Geyer.

by g0oose March 24, 2016

geyh

When someone is moving because of their lease

Rachel: thats gayy that youre moving.
Semper: I know. Its like a new kind of gay
Rachel: it needs a whole new spelling. like geyh
Sempoer: yeah!

by Rayy5795 January 25, 2009

Geysing

1.) Placing hot water into a turkey baster and squirting it into an orifice of sex partner during intercourse.

2.) The process of a geyser ejaculating boiling water into the air

1.) Cindy totally geysed me last night. It's soooo invigorating!

2.) Old Faithful has lengthy track record of geysing every 35 to 120 minutes

by Shikanara76 November 17, 2011

geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015