An oversized BFG from Birmingham who lies about his ability to play the piano who gets a lonely wood on Fridays when he is on a dry Tinder weekend. He has a dark Nan and thinks that means he has a big member and he drinks from a big girls furry chalice because he likes his women like how he likes kebabs badly packed, large and greasy and with a shitty cervix. Recently in between the wanking he has learnt Polish online and his fave lady line is 'i like your dog'.
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