Lazy Gentleman

An act usually performed by a male in which he offers to get the door for a female and opens said door by pushing the door's handicap button. Often followed by the woman being allowed to enter the door first simply because the handicap button puts the man farther from the door than the woman.
Cindy: How was your date with John last night?

Suzie: Horrible... he took me out to a really crappy restaurant, made ME pay for his meal, and even pulled a Lazy Gentleman on our way in.

Cindy: What a total douche!
by mkmtrumpeter April 06, 2009
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gentleman's lunch

Enjoying a meal or snack, while sitting atop the toilet. Done most often while defecating.
I was pressed for time between work and school, so I had to have a gentleman's lunch.
by Mr. C the Amazing November 22, 2010
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Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc
Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
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Gentleman's Pinch

A small amount of marijuana (usually from .5 grams to 2 grams) given to a friend or regular customer that has run out. Typically this is to tide them over until the regular smoker can purchase their next bag.
Friend 1: "Shit man I'm all out and I don't get paid until tomorrow!"

Friend 2: "I'm still holding. Don't sweat it. I'll run you a Gentleman's Pinch here in a few."

Friend 1: "Awesome. Was about to be a long day!"
by Memphis Chris September 04, 2010
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christian gentleman

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.
Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.
by Kix May 04, 2004
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southern gentleman

Susan thought she finally met her southern gentleman, but then quickly realized he was just another yankee.
by Icantstopthis February 26, 2009
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