Hand Dick Friction

1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.

2) The act of male masturbation

God Damn it John!!! It smells like Hand Dick Friction in here!

by kilo2824 July 2, 2011

Friction Dancing

Friction Dancing is a very polite word for sex in various hospitality businesses introduced by the writer of the article, "Sex and Saunas in Glasgow" Thelma Rocha

When two peolpe are friction dancing without much clothing...

by Frederik Lindvik January 7, 2008

Fearection

The phallic result of a man being terrified by an attractive woman.

My Girlfriend was screaming at me about soup or something and I sprouted a massive Fearection.

by Dinosaur Hitler August 22, 2011

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

Frictionous

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of friction.

The carpet is very frictionous.

by ProgrammerKid November 30, 2016

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

fuction

When a person or group performs a function and royally F!@#$ it up!

Etymology: UD for dumbsh!t move.

(Insert your department here) is performing quite the fuction with their new process.

by caribgirl October 3, 2008