funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.

Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.

by mountainboy January 23, 2007

funky chicken

an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.

"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"

by HopeDee October 16, 2008

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

Funky mouth

when you can’t be around someone because they breath smell like but, his name is keenon holden

Keenon Holden mouth is so funky, it smell likes booty. -funky mouth

by your breath is funkyyyleeeeee August 13, 2019

Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

Funky Olive

Olive but spelt in a funny way= Olivia so, call your friends named olivia funky olive

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me "hey funky olive i like tim tams"
funky olive "me too, idk if they have tim tams in boston tho

by azna June 20, 2022

Funky ferny

If you talk to him he will think your the dad of his child. verb: funky

Ash: Hey you guys hear about a funky ferny

Anna: yeah he tried to take Dna test for this baby he’s forced on me

by Loofypoo October 12, 2020