fresh fruit basket

A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.

Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.

by Steeeeebe April 4, 2016

Jalisco Fruit Punch

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023

Muddle your fruit

When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box

Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.

by partypruden March 31, 2016

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

fruit salad

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

by mifcorn August 23, 2011

fruit nigga

A fuck boi. One who enjoys fingers in his anus.

Look at that fruit nigga!! How does one for 3 dicks in his mouth.

by Jenkem January 28, 2014

sex fruit

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

by soaresb December 22, 2008