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fail burger with a side of fries 

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")

2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't
1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"

2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"
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Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

boardwalk fries 

a term describing the scrotum after a combination of sweat and lack of bathing causes it to emit the odor of potatoes and vinegar
After walking an entire 18 holes of golf, Tommy was cooking up some serious boardwalk fries.
boardwalk fries by teekay5601 August 17, 2008

Disco Fries 

Originated in Canada but perfected in New Jersey this combination of brown gravy, mozzarella cheese and HOT crispy steak fries is the perfect end to a late night of binge drinking. Personally the best places to get them are Six Brothers or Tick Tock, but occasionally some random spot'll have em too. Oh and eat them with a large root beer on the side, nothing like it!
Damn, I need some disco fries other wise I'm gonna have a crazy hang over in the morning.
Disco Fries by DiscoFryGirl December 26, 2007

Disco Fries 

Are an Americanized version of Poutine with mozzarella instead of cheese curds, and sometimes cheese on top of the gravy instead of under. It is a cheap and sad imitation, which in typical American form they claim is better. Nothing has ever gone to New Jersey and come out better.
Man these disco fries are so phony.
Disco Fries by poutinemtl November 18, 2011

Suicide Fries 

French fries that make their way from the french fry container to the bottom of the fast food bag. They are labeled suicidal because they seemingly "jumped" out of the container
"Hey man can I get some of those french fries?"

"You are not deserving of these french fries, but you can have some suicide fries"
Suicide Fries by easyryder February 3, 2010

French Fries Tax 

French fries allotted to the person picking up lunch for a group of coworkers.
"I can't wait to collect the french fries tax from my coworkers' fries on the way back to the office."

"Hey, Some of my fries are gone. Ohh had to pay the french fries tax."
French Fries Tax by Kajun SS November 15, 2014