forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

fokkiesjamien

When you put your coffee maker upside down, in order to make authentic Australian coffee. It was first discovered in 1869 when English immigrants needed to find a way to drink their coffee, as it would constantly fall out of the cup otherwise.

Oh no, our fokkiesjamien, it's broken

by fokkie October 23, 2023

Forked

When you are unable to decide on something, or torn between 2 choices.

Bro 1: Man, I can't decide what to eat for dinner
Bro 2: I know bro, I'm so forked rn
Bro 1: I don't know what we are going to do

by thatfunnygermanman November 4, 2023

Forki B

A nick name for cardi because her body is botched and is built like a fork

Bardigang: Nicki is married to a rapist
Barbz: Forki B drugged and robbed men, and has a cheating husband

by Shanice_Maraj December 14, 2023

forkiling

where mathew fucks paul before scooping the cum out of pauls ass and rubbing it in his own eyes in order to give himself pink eye

we just had a forkiling at paul's houe

by strangemysteriousdullemptyvoid March 12, 2024

forkiling

where a dude named Mathew explodes a big nut inside a dude named Paul and then he gets the cum out and rub it in his eyes so he can have pink-eye

We just had a forkiling behind the old barn

by strangemysteriousdullemptyvoid March 12, 2024