Melbourne, Florida

1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.

Where the Hell is Melbourne, FLORIDA????

by demon penguin October 9, 2008

South Florida

one of the most exciting places to visit but one of the worst places to live. The weather is very nice. Their are plenty of restaurants and entertainment options to go do and see. Tourist attractions include Hard rock Casino, South beach, historical Clematis Street, City Place, Fort Lauderdale Beach, Atlantic Avenue, and Deer field beach. Boca Raton is Full of old Jewish people. West Palm Beach is full of African Americans and Senior Citizens. Boynton is full of snowbirds. Fort Lauderdale full of gays. Miami is full of Latinos. South Florida culture consist of trashy, goldigging, snobbish or thuggish people. It is not uncommon to see a sugar daddy, dating a girl young enough to be his daughter. It is also the standard norm to get married and have a baby in your early twenties. If you are middle class you might have trouble fitting in because everyone is predominately either rich or poor. Old people come from the northeast or Midwest as well as Canada. Anyway, go to Jupiter and your in the most exclusive town in the country and go 15 minutes south to mangonia park and your in one of the most dangerous impoverished towns. Mostly gated golf course communities, fancy condominiums, dumpy condos, trailers, section 8 houses or multi million dollar oceanfront mansions. Alot of bums and newspaper salesmen who stand at major intersections Also the people drive worse than the 17 year old girls in New Jersey if thats possible.

Before moving to South Florida: I just visited florida im moving their. It was nice when I went their to visit grandma on spring break

After moving to South Florida: Why did I ever move to this freckin place in the first place what was I thinking!

by mikejollz March 18, 2010

florida

Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam.

Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays

Florida is the golf capital of the world.

by Kryl July 8, 2004

florida

God's waiting room

Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."

Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."

by colin raymond February 11, 2010

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

Florida-Georgia Line

When your gut has been hanging over your pubic region so long there is a crease.

That man has a well-developed Florida-Georgia line. I hope he keeps it clean.

by kellyscott September 23, 2014

Florid

to be red or ruddy in complexion

The woman after working all day in the sun, her face was florid from sunburn.

by L. Winona August 16, 2006