Flothing

The pile of clothes, usually on the floor next to the bed, from which you might, due to a time crunch/laziness/lack of clean clothing, choose your attire for the next day.

My boyfriend showed up to dinner with my parents wearing flothing from three days ago. I so need to dump him.

by xtal-b January 12, 2010

Fitching

Bitching with feeling
When you talk about someone you know but try to understand what they're going through.

"Hey, how's it going? I saw my friend Ella the other day and she was having an argument with Jamie!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, but I understand that she must have some deep issues"
"That's so true"
"Okay well, see you later good fitching sesh babe!"
"See you later!"

by phlopchlop September 23, 2012

Felching

The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.

Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.

by simonthefelcher December 3, 2019

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

FLECHSING

The act of lazily or lackadaisically leaning on a desk. Especially with the pelvis thrusted forward. Often associated with dudes that do the “hair flip”

My boss is always flechsing on my desk when he talks to me about my work assignments.

by chevyblazer5150 April 21, 2021

Fotching

Fotching is a sexual practice involving the act of orally sucking semen out of the vagina of one's partner.

"Yo I was fotching that ho real good."

by the fotch May 27, 2021

Fitching

The act of itching your balls with your feet.

When you laying in bed and your are bored, so you go ahead and start fitching

by The Auto Cocks May 23, 2022