Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018

flapping

shaking one's willy in an eccentric and exciting manner. often resulting in hilarious and wet consequences. can be used as a form of foreplay or to attract other people to engage in the mating process, much like a peacock displays her feathers to attract a mate. a male human will often display his willy in an appealing way to gain sexual prowess.

i am going to use my extreme flapping capabilities to attract a mate at the club tonight.

by sfccurtyla November 11, 2013

big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.

I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

Floppy Montage

A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven

Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?

by Adinor November 8, 2007

Flapped it

A person who chickened out and ran away from a challenge and / or a fight.

Person 1: Aw mate, how was Jake and John's fight yesterday?
Person 2: It was complete and utter shit! John absolutely flapped it!

by HoldenAlucard July 16, 2016

flip-floppy

When a person goes back and forth in their decisions, standards, morals or what they do. This means that this person is not stable.

"Man, Carlos said he was going to pick me up, then he turned around and said he wasn't! He's too flip-floppy for me!"

by A-Town Boi July 14, 2009

floppy donkey

Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity

That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey

by Patrik McGroin May 24, 2008