Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

by RealXp February 23, 2025

flaterer

someone who likes to compliment a very attractive person / a form of flattery

well aren't you a flaterer

by sillygoosey March 27, 2025

Flatelets

The particle inhaled by those unlucky enough to smell your fart

I breathed in your flatelets. Thanks bruh

by JT1111 May 18, 2025

Flatelet

The poo floater particle lingering around after you fart

That fart stinks so bad I’m pretty sure I just ate flatelets

by JT1111 May 31, 2025

Faitele

The buy one get one free twin.

"ew look, it's faitele"

by Unknown202908872 September 8, 2025

Faitele

Faitele is a name of polynesian origin. Although it is usually a masculine name, parents who are faced with the surprise arrival of a female give this name to their child. Females with this name tend to be short-tempered, horizontally challenged, and facially puzzling. If you ever encounter a Faitele in her natural habitat make sure to bring aliment to appease her anger.

Person 1: Hey what rhymes with Feti?
Person 2: Faiteleeeeee

by A_gorgeous.intelligent.girl. September 8, 2025

Flastering

A quick, single-coat plastering technique where the surface is plastered and sanded as soon as dry, in quick succession. Usually used to prep a wall or ceiling for painting. Common in renovation or patch-up jobs where time is limited but a decent finish is required. Blend of the words fast + plastering.

Mate, we were running behind, so I just did a quick flastering job on the ceiling, she'll be right once it's had a lick of paint.

by L Sampson :) October 3, 2025