A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.
Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?
Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
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The cooperative act whereby an individual burps and whilst the air is contained in their mouth, they immediately place their lips around someone's asshole and proceed to forcefully blow the air into that person's rectum. At the good judgment of the receiver, that person may release the air as a fart when the time is right. Due to the humid nature of the initial burp and the friction caused during its release along the asshole, the fart tends to be exceptionally loud and attention-grabbing.
Traditionally used in northern Europe to frighten grazing sheep into moving along.
The cooperative act whereby an individual burps and whilst the air is contained in their mouth, they immediately place their lips around someone's asshole and proceed to forcefully blow the air into that person's rectum. At the good judgment of the receiver, that person may release the air as a fart when the time is right. Due to the humid nature of the initial burp and the friction caused during its release along the asshole, the fart tends to be exceptionally loud and attention-grabbing.
Traditionally used in northern Europe to frighten grazing sheep into moving along.
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A: Hey did you just hear this kids Fieldism, it was hilarious.
B: What was it?
A; "Yo man, you change my shit, im about to buck you in this nigga library, bitch!"
B: What was it?
A; "Yo man, you change my shit, im about to buck you in this nigga library, bitch!"
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