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Festin Bolvus

The act of shitting yourself after being overwhemled either out of astonishment or shock as to an event that just occured. It often occurs when you are severly outdone by your opponent in any sort of competition.
"The drumline just played something so ridiculously impossible that I just festin bolvused myself!""
by UMDRUMLINE September 20, 2008
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Festicle.

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
by sam nutt May 3, 2007
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Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).
by Sim dragon April 21, 2017
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feisty bulldog

When your buddy is grinding on a hot chick and he moves his hips towards you and you accidentally touch his erection.
Yo, dawg! That dance floor was poppin until you gave me the feisty bulldog!
by Feistybulldog December 28, 2018
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fest flu

The flu you get after a festival.
Includes excessive coughing, runny nose, sore throat, exhaustion, sneezing and losing your voice
Miya: *Coughing and sneezing* I'm so sick after reading/leeds
Tom: You got fest flu
by m✨ August 26, 2019
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festival whore

a fake blonde girl who tries to be the relevant center of attention by crashing a boys-only music festival weekend hangout
Julia’s a festival whore, she crashed the boys-only escape music festival weekend and had unprotected sex with one of them
by asleepyflower December 13, 2022
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FESTINE

a media company that is based in an underground city, they make high quality level music , films, animations, and fashion.
FESTINE HAS THE BEST ARTIST AND PRODUCTS IN THE WORLD
by festthebest February 9, 2023
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