faux friendzone

Temporary friendzone

You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.

by MLPinkie Pie June 07, 2016

faux-twenty

any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot

stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"

by silent.orgasm April 20, 2009

Faux Lesbo

A straight woman who hangs around with lesbians and pretends to be gay when men approach.

"Oh she really likes men, shes a faux lesbo.

by Poloman1 October 17, 2010

faux hawlet

A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.

by silentexuberance April 21, 2012

Faux-Indie

Any piece, material, song, film, etc. Attempting to be indie with the sole purpose of seeming so.

That film tried to meta so hard and it's ad campaign changed it from being indie to faux-indie

by AUnknownSeaUrchin October 20, 2018

Faux-free

Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.

She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.

by MommyMirror July 10, 2012

Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.

A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.

by AntimatterKING October 17, 2009