Definitions by AUnknownSeaUrchin

Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S) 

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings

You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S) by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023

Quantum displacement 

The field surrounding one whom has become removed from their universe of origin and placed in an alternative. ie. To equate this in a visual model, it would be much like placing a dreadnought in a bathtub.

Also, The sense of dread being placed in unknown surroundings often equates with this feeling.

My quantum displacement has removed all those whom I loved and replaced them with these idiotic doppelgangers.
Dosselpopulus

Quantum displacement by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 14, 2019

Faux-Indie

Any piece, material, song, film, etc. Attempting to be indie with the sole purpose of seeming so.

That film tried to meta so hard and it's ad campaign changed it from being indie to faux-indie

Faux-Indie by AUnknownSeaUrchin October 20, 2018

Leptard 

An extremely anti-social individual, typically found in dark secluded areas. Mostly watching some type of digital appliance.

It's good that leptard is out getting sunlight, they could use the melatonin.

Leptard by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 29, 2017

Empathy

Emotional Telepathy

I shared her feelings in a mind meld, she's depressed because seraph of the end won't premier for another year. She's a weeaboo. I now no longer wish to hold empathy.

Empathy by AUnknownSeaUrchin May 14, 2017

Internet AIDs 

The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.

I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs

Internet AIDs by AUnknownSeaUrchin April 23, 2015