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beet farming

Fingering a woman while she is menstruating, esp. if it results in red stains on the fingers inserted into the vagina.
Bro 1: "Bro, your girlfriend is in a foul mood."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."
by DaveyHatred November 5, 2010
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Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.
wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.
by herselfelf March 17, 2004
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farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.
There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.
by Chadlev March 9, 2007
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jelly farming

the act of sticking one's fingers in a lady's pussy.
"hey did you hear Richie went jelly farming last night"
by Steve Sidebottom September 2, 2006
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farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas
by DonH October 2, 2003
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farming simulator 19

a game made by giants software that will come out november 20th.
added john deere.
many more features.
pet dogs.
lets buy farming simulator 19.

Definition: Farming Simulator is a farming simulation video game series developed by Giants Software. The locations are based on American and European environments. Players are able to farm, breed livestock, grow crops and sell assets created from farming.
by burnt_toast_with_jelly November 12, 2018
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Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
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