false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Falsettist

An adult male singer with a voice that broke at puberty, as it should have done, who uses a singing-technique called "Falsetto"- (or False voice, to the non-singer), employing a very high, light, sweet-sounding, breathy quality, in order to sound like a woman, when he sings. Most such singers' Falsetto ranges are normally pretty much equivalent to a female Mezzo-soprano- (the middle female vocal-range), with regards to tessitura- (overall range), and timbre- (vocal sound-quality.) Not to be confused with the Countertenor, who's able to sing in the exact same vocal-range naturally, without having to put it on!

Well-known Falsettists include Phil Bailey from the Seventies band, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Barry Gibb from The Beegees.

by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

False God Moment

When you read a word or phrase incorrectly due to a too-quick glance, a trick of the eye, or some other misunderstanding.

1. Q: Why does that billboard say "Florida: False God!"??
A: It says "Florida: Feels Good!". Wow, what a great False God Moment.

2. "I just had a False God Moment -- I thought that e-mail said 'Raging Bluths' but it really said 'raging bulls.' "

by Question Marx January 21, 2020

false pull out

When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.

What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.

I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.

by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

by colin... July 10, 2016

False eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.

by O'Flagherty May 17, 2007