facetitious

1) pertaining to one who has breasts of gems, especially radiant in light.
2) you misspelled facetious, fucka.

I ain't nevuh seen no titties so facetitious. Nevuh.

by IngridTain November 5, 2010

fact

see taint as its the best answer to what a fact is

There's only a bit of skin between the muckhole and the fuckhole and if you slip, You're in the shit and thats a Fact.

by mufkka May 12, 2007

Facktard

Someone completely obscessed with Eminem's hit single "Fack"

"You just made that word up, you're probably a closet facktard."

by freakball February 14, 2009

FACT

# a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred; "first you must collect all the facts of the case"
# a statement or assertion of verified information about something that is the case or has happened; "he supported his argument with an impressive array of facts"
# an event known to have happened or something known to have existed; "your fears have no basis in fact"; "how much of the story is fact and how much fiction is hard to tell"
# a concept whose truth can be proved; "scientific hypotheses are not facts"

Jessss Loves Rickkkk More is a FACT

by Jessss818 May 11, 2009

facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

O FaceTime

FaceTime on the iPhone for the purpose of titillating sex play resulting in orgasm.

I love it when our calls get sexy and we O FaceTime.

by AndieCat March 24, 2013

fact checking

Telling lies in order to prove you don't love Putin.

After some intense fact checking, it was determined that Russia ate the fact check site's homework.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 14, 2022