Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.
see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.
see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.
Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?
Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm
Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm
by jankotrantry October 11, 2022
Get the Private Event mug.While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
Get the Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event mug.When someone is so enthralled with a subject that people begin affiliating them with it exclusively, weather they're obsession is driven by love or hate for the subject.
"Chris? He's definitely a furry. They're all he ever talks about."
"No actually it's the total opposite, he fuckin hates em."
"Oh shit, the Yves Event strikes again."
"No actually it's the total opposite, he fuckin hates em."
"Oh shit, the Yves Event strikes again."
by pluto_matters December 20, 2021
Get the The Yves Event mug.A bad event that causes the people to intentional do or avoid performing certain actions and or activities in order to reduce the risk of having the same or similar issue happen to them. Often times it may only affect the specific place and or area where the event happened.
The shark attack at the beach caused less people to go to the beach for weeks, because people didn’t want to risk getting attacked. It was a repelling event.
by Vanguard 1998 April 16, 2022
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Person 2: why do you look so down?
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow
Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow
Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
by GalacticKiwi November 13, 2021
Get the Jaws (event) mug.an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.
an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.
by anonymous January 27, 2022
Get the an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something. mug.Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.
"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."
by toms35 August 18, 2021
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