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death metal enema

1.) When one listens to death metal or similar music that's so intense that one shits oneself upon hearing it.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.
"I listened to Septicflesh for the first time the other day and it gave me a death metal enema."
by Nnamsnam October 4, 2016
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Sinema's enema

This is a huge dose of Sinema's enema: "I obliged when my donors asked me to skip the filibuster to raise the debt ceiling but I am not doing it for black people when they ask me to do the same to renew the Voting Rights Act."
by covfefid January 14, 2022
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I have no enemies

“I have no enemies “ is a quote from a popular manga Vinland saga which hold a lot of meanings to the readers
“I have no enemiesOMGGG HE SAID THE LINE
by 3wrldstar March 31, 2023
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golden enema

When you're fucking a girl up the ass and piss in it
Ohhh yeah ohhh yeah
ahhh... that was refreshing
by NateDoGG January 27, 2005
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Enemies With Benifits

A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.
Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*
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Amish enema

Whereby one uses dish soap as lubricant during anal sex, therefore simultaneously cleaning and pleasuring the anal cavity.
Dude, I totally gave Nick an Amish enema last night, good thing he was Amish, he knew exactly how to do it.
by diablo0880 April 5, 2009
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enemail

The act of purging your inbox of e-mails kept for a very long time, probably due to reluctance to either:
A) Remove an e-mail you may need information from later, but probably won't.
B) Take the time to remove the unwanted e-mails.

Derived from the words enema and email, this is a compulsory evacuation of unwanted e-mails from your inbox which can extend to e-mails sent months or years ago. This will rarely happen if you check your spam often.
Jake had to have a good long sit at his computer to clear his inbox. The enemail, long needed, purged over 700 e-mails. Gogo Jake.
by invigoration December 31, 2007
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