Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch

John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch

by Jaun Marston January 10, 2019

Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019

Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020

empty your glock

To work furiously at a given task leaving yourself "empty" and tired. Emptying your Glock, in sports terms, is to "leave it all out on the field" giving one hundred percent and thus, an empty Glock.

"Empty your glock! Show me you work for something."

by Ev Willy November 18, 2020