Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

elderliness

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

by Elderliness June 15, 2017

Eldest sibling syndrome

Eldest sibling syndrome or E.S.S is When you are the eldest amongst your siblings so you automatically fall into the cycle of having to use things until they are disintegrating because you can't ask for new ones.

Whereas on the other hand any younger sibling can ask for whatever and get it instantaneously because they are not the eldest.

Examples of this include tattered clothes and using things until they break.

Person 1: Dude. Your underwear is literally hanging by the elastics. Why don't you get new ones?

Person 2: Oh you know why. Ask my little brother.

Person 1: No wait. Don't tell me you have Eldest Sibling Syndrome!?
Person 2: It's gotten worse

by Mad King JJ July 29, 2017

elder booby

A young male/female who possesses little to no friends and slays nothing. Not even an spider if it found it in its bath.

Elder booby is a mess!

by Kyslyskusgshbdfmu October 16, 2017

elderly home

a nursing home

my friends call me stupid for saying elderly home

by omwtofyb December 4, 2017

elderly sex

The term elderly sex isn’t what most think of. It can be termed gross but is the best thing to happen. Things many don’t think have happened before have actually happened since years ago. The best sexy in history. It’s atill happens despite many want to tho Ms thanks to modern day Viagra. Sex in all ages is timeless!

Elderly sex:best thing since “How did you and Grandpa meet?”

by JMac2018 May 5, 2018

Elderly cute

A grand person that is cute but just cute nothing more

"How Alexis Former President George W. Bush really is elderly cute."

by pineapple wearing sunglasses June 9, 2018