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ejaculatory therapist

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!
by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016
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ejec

Calling someone a cross between a jerk off and an asshole. Deserving of being ejected (from earth) It suggests they are just a little sperm that should have stayed that way
Why’d you blow all our money you ejec
by Slrolller3 May 6, 2018
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Ejaculhation

When you ejaculate on your girlfriend who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis.
Man 1: Dude, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Man 2: I absolutely hated her, so I did quite a lot of ejaculhation.
by BananaReef145 August 8, 2019
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Ejaculadore

A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.
The ejaculadore certainly protected the audience in the front row from that stray cumshot!
by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019
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Ejohnulate

Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.
Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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Ejaculation of gas

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas
by IXKD December 16, 2020
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Ejeijoe

Ejeijoe is the best thing in the world. It means that nothing is better than it.
That pasta was ejeijoe!
by Jaydeedub March 26, 2023
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