eBay boobies

Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.

Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.

by [e-mail] August 1, 2007

eBay

eBay is the biggest Garage Sale on Earth!

Wow you can find anything on eBay!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

ebay special

a "special" car sold on ebay...typically a yellow cavalier/sunfire with lightning bolts on this side of it and jensen/sony stereo system.

hey you check out that ebay special? glasspac, automatic tranny, flames, killer stereo system..nice and black steel wheels

by Franc Schmithers January 8, 2008

ebay

A Weird Al Yankovic song from his 2003 release "Poodle Hat", in parody of the Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way".

I never heard of the song "I want it that way" by the backstreet boys until i heard weird als parody "Ebay".

by bob June 18, 2003

ebayskin

A non American Indian who tries to be one by buying Native heritage, usually from ebay

Fred: "I am descended from a Cherokee Princess
Jim: " O no, another ebayskin!!"

by BlueHorse May 9, 2005

ebay power seller

low life loser who spend most of the day finding garbage that some other loser somewhere in the world is willing to pay for. The lowest of all sales people because they do not need to show face and can get away with the term selling as is.

ebay power seller sells faces in your toast, brittany spears honeymoon underwear, dorito chips resembling popes hat and other bizzare items.

by corrine criter June 27, 2006

ebay

To reserve one's possessions for sale on the popular auction site eBay.

I'm gonna ebay all that stuff in the corner a little later this month. Help pay the rent.

by Orderbringer September 20, 2005