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Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.
Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.
by Kite March 13, 2004
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Dark Angels Misstress

The darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine.... find him, she is at his side.
"DarkAngelsMisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!"
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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
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Dark Dorrito

A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.
"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito
by trighappee February 23, 2011
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dark rising

Falling from a great height and shitting yourself midair.

Instead of a regular shit on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. Due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they shit themselves whilst they descend. The person falling and the shit loosed from their asshole is situated such that the shit evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it "rising" out of their ass.
Person A: Oh fuck I'm falling! Eeeek! *shits self midair*
Person B: Look at that! That dumbfuck's got a dark rising!
Person C: What a piece of shit! And that fecal matter evacuating their anus, too!
by realtalkniggaz March 21, 2013
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Dark sword

One of the most hated weapons in the game Dark Souls III normally used by people who dont really know how to play, such as gankers
Normal user: Hi! Lets have a fair duel :D
Dark sword user: r1 r1 r1
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dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.
Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.
by SurveyApe August 11, 2017
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