Girl 1: Who's that guy with the long hair over there?
Girl 2: Travis Clark?
Girl 1: NO NOT THE GINGER
Girl 2: You mean Dan Duncan?
Girl 2: Travis Clark?
Girl 1: NO NOT THE GINGER
Girl 2: You mean Dan Duncan?
by Martin Crapper March 19, 2008
Get the Dan Duncan mug.A man, a myth, a legend. Only 3 words define that statement. Danny, Fucking, Duncan. You want to wait till marriage, be like this man. If you want to make your friends roll around in donkey shit, be like Danny Fucking Duncan. You wanna eat ass every night but stay abstinent, be like this man. Rock on fuckers, and remember, fuck the elderly.
Boring Ron: My life is boring, but I love reading.
Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.
Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”
News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.
Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!
Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.
Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”
News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.
Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!
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Get the Danny Fucking Duncan mug.(1) A creature that dwells in warm and sometimes wet places, and eats large quantities of food for the upkeep of body fat.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(1) 'Krikey, look at that dunche hop! It's going straight for its hole!'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
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A good night in Harrisburg Pennsylvania means Duncannon Funkies topped off with a Marysville Twist......DQ style.
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Dayumn bitch, dat sucka is a duncininy!
Christ! I'm gettin pussy raped cuz this n00b on my team is a duncininy!
Christ! I'm gettin pussy raped cuz this n00b on my team is a duncininy!
by cuntishfellowslop February 9, 2008
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