by Matthew678 June 11, 2019
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Get the Duffa mug.Noun/Adjective: A word used to describe someone that's entirely stupid in their actions or the way they go about things. Devoid of all common sense, a dumbaclart is someone who doesn't realise their mistakes until they have already made them.
Alex: wait what was the homework again?
Jack: Did you not listen to Mr Chan? Find out yourself you absolute dumbaclart.
Jack: Did you not listen to Mr Chan? Find out yourself you absolute dumbaclart.
by triggytriggy July 19, 2019
Get the dumbaclart mug.The act of four men simultaneously penetrating a man or woman's anus as a form of group anal sex. This, while appearing at first to be physically impossible, is actually performed using two supports (like a chair or an ottoman) beneath the two men at either side, while the third man lies on his back and the fourth man stands in the center behind the recipient.
So named after the author of The Three Musketeers, in reference to the notion that famed Twitter user @GothCharlotte claimed that this act could only ever be performed by three men and a machine, but like d'Artagnan, a fourth man is all that's needed to complete this masterpiece.
So named after the author of The Three Musketeers, in reference to the notion that famed Twitter user @GothCharlotte claimed that this act could only ever be performed by three men and a machine, but like d'Artagnan, a fourth man is all that's needed to complete this masterpiece.
"We did it. We finally did it. Me, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis did the Dumas last week with Constance Bonacieux.
by jrmj July 23, 2019
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Jimmy: that's dumart
Jimmy: that's dumart
by Jimbo magimbo August 12, 2019
Get the dumart mug.A variant spelling of dumbalps, but of course a funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.
by Matthew678 November 19, 2019
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