Drunktionality

Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)

Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)

by Real_Whirled June 29, 2011

drunxt

The act of texting while intoxicated.

Dude! I can't believe I drunxted my ex last night! Now she thinks I'm still in love with her!

Person #1 at the bar: "Where's Michelle?"

Person #2: Oh, she had 2 Angry Orchards, so she's in the bathroom crying and drunxting people.

by helplessheart April 18, 2014

drunkstalgia

The erroneously fond memory of a past relationship due to alcohol

Poor Bob, got hammered and texted his ex nine times; another victim of drunkstalgia"

by SilentBob73 May 12, 2014

Drunktation

Result of asking your drunk friend to spell a word aloud

I took her drunktation, you're going to want to google that one and hope for the best

by Kadence W May 26, 2015

Drumstick double

Giving two gentlemen handjobs in the backseat of a car while home from college on thanksgiving break

Did you hear that Cathy gave a drumstick double to Scott and Brian?

by Goin' skiing September 24, 2017

Dunstgemüsefest

Next level "Gemüse party"; The evening after a night of exessive alcoholic substance abuse and minimum of possible sleep(less than 2 hours) on which you decide to go to another party. No physically strengthening means of producti(/on)vity ( staying hydrated, caffein, food) were induced. Mostly no refreshening shower in the morning was taken, for that reason we refer to "Dunst"(eng. haze) as the occuring body odor as well as the nonsense one expresses in the state of Dunstgemüsefest.

Rüdiger:"Do you realise that Dunst is german for haze? "
Lothar: "This is a complete Dunstgemüsefest. You are talking so much crap. And you smell like shreks asshole."

by wissensfurz November 5, 2017

drunkstaposition

Acting the opposite of your normal personality due to extreme drunkenness.

The drunkstaposition of her earlier happy demeanor with her current wrath was startling.

by Irish Scoundrel December 13, 2017