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Diaper Drunk

This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.

Created in 2008.
Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!
by Numb-Shack resident October 7, 2010
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yoga drunk

The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.
Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!
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money drunk

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020
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Fashionably Drunk

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.
Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.
by Will To Succeed August 21, 2010
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Kennedy drunk

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.
I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.
by technogoddess February 8, 2010
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drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.
Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008
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Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019
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