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Dolan Twins

The most amazing people to ever walk the Earth. They are tall and muscely and tan and they were born December 16, 1999. They are dating Bridget and Brenna Tost-Jordan, so don't take our men.
The Dolan Twins are taken, don't take our men.
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Dolan

verb

To successfully take advantage of someone sexually, usually without direct invitation. Often the victim is higher up the hotness scale then the perpetrator.

More often than not the perpetrators are female and in most cases the victim is too indifferent, drunk or polite to put a stop to it.
'I got totally dolaned by this fat chick last night'

'My mum's best friend tried to dolan me last night but I managed to resist'

'I'm waiting until that cute guy gets drunk tonight, then I'm going to dolan his sweet ass.'
by Brixt1324 September 2, 2012
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Dolan

Someone who is always coming, and refers to him/herself as a pink donut with rainbow sprinkles
Person: *walks towards a Dolan*
Dolan: IM COMING
by Kalencool514 November 8, 2017
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Dolan Duk

A horrible joke based around a crappy MS Paint comic about a poorly drawn versions of Mickey Mouse Characters. They involve Axe murders, Rape, and a whole lot of Terrible Grammar. The Much well known phrase is "gooby plz."
Guy 1:Oh god, did you see this MS Paint comic, "Dolan Duk"?

Guy 2:Yeah its so stupid
by demontaco July 17, 2012
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Dolan Twins

The Dolan Twins are two sexy ass former Vine stars and even sexier YouTubers who go by the names of Ethan Dolan and Grayson Dolan. They can make anyone cum just by taking there shirts off (because there fucking hot) They just can’t simply be hated.
*Girl watching a Dolan Twins Video* Girl-“Wow there so hot and dreamy.” *Ethan and Grayson take off there shirts* Girl-“Oh- oh my I- I think I’m gonna...”
*Girl cums everywhere*
by Bannannnaaa February 18, 2019
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Donlon

A balding homosexual male who sends out way too many stupid e-mails at work and thinks that they are funny but his co-workers think that he is just a stupid idiot.

See also "Gerp"
"Hey John, is your Blackberry working?"
"No, Steve it isn't. That new asshole in accounting is cluttering up by inbox, he is such a Donlon. "
by Chang June 20, 2003
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dolan twins

basically gods. can’t explain how hot they are. or how cute they are. they have two sides: hot and cute. one second they’re hot, the next theyre cute. how, you may ask? literally no one knows.
cool kid: “aren’t the dolan twins H O T??”
cool kid 2: “yesz, they are.”
by thedolansaremydads March 31, 2019
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