Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce

Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce

by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018

divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup

My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce

by Fallis August 31, 2018

on divorcing

This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!

I and you Sam : On divorcing handsome friends were, how pig, we also do if continue?

by man!? May 30, 2018

Divorce

hehehehehehehe you always look so cute when you say divorce hehehehehe

Victim: John, I want a Divorce
John: hehehehehe

by John hehehehe November 18, 2019

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

andrews divorce

A long, drawn out separation where a married couple intends to file the paperwork to get divorced, but it never gets done due to lack of will and sheer laziness. Both parties move on with their lives but remain legally married to one another.

My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get a real divorce. She's not down with my Andrews divorce situation.

by Golden Child 5K July 13, 2017

divorce dropped

After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.

Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.

Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.

Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.

Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.

Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.

I have been divorce dropped.

by surfangel June 28, 2012