dildo

fake penis, a sex toy

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

dildo butter

lube lesbians put on thier dildos

honey go get the dildo butter...

by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003

Dildo Mania

The term used for a blue light half price specials and clearance items at the adult novelty store.

Ethel broke the speed limit trying to
be on time for Dildo Mania at Crazy Earls adult store.

by Street whiz April 6, 2009

Dildo'd

When you go home with a girl after a night out but only to find you have whiskey dick after all the sauce you drank, so you whip out her dildo and finish her with that instead while still trying to get it up

Aw man i was soo shitfaced, last night , i couldnt get a stiffy ! I fingered, her but that didnt make her squirt, So i just dildo'd her instead

by Pascal Sheehy April 22, 2011

Dildo Faggins

A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.

Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!

by b-radicus February 27, 2009

dildo

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

by my enemy cometh in green shoes April 13, 2006

Dildo-Rocket

a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)

*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.

"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"

"A Dildo-rocket!"

by Spenc June 17, 2008