dillantro

When your dillweed of a stoner friend thinks that dill and cilantro plants magically hybridize together in one growing season...except that they don't, cuz that would be IMPOSSIBLE.

I should study biology 101 and use Google more before making up fake plants like dillantro.

by iknowyouknowwho June 5, 2017

Dilan

Some who is really - and I can't express this enough - REALLY F O R Ç A D O

-Harambe xddd

-there's a Dilan

by XDGod August 31, 2017

dildarian

When one wants to refer to a big ol' dildo discretely.

Did dildarian tell you what he told me?

by El Charleton December 15, 2017

Dildont

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018

Dildina

A dildina is a dildo created in the continent of China, made from metallic plastic with spikes poking out of it from the company Dildo-mania!

I bought a dildina for playing with myself.

by biggest dildo March 11, 2019

Dildonic

An item or object in the shape of the male genitalia.

Guy: Now thats very Dildonic cat

by Anamerogical girl April 16, 2019

Dillankumar Patellian Faggotry

The most retarded motherfucker known to mankind. This maggot loves eating curry(chicken tikki masala) and loves having sex with itself. It loves punching the most randomest thing.

Mich: oh it's Dillankumar Patellian Faggotry... let's head back..

by PIALHPAPHI September 15, 2019