Cool Guy: Hey guys, we're playing hockey tonight.
Zubin: Yeah lets play hockey tonight!
Cool Guy: Okay, when are we playing?
Zubin: Wtf! We've just discussed this.. Learn to listen you idiot..
Cool Guy: Fuck you, you're not playing.. my dick in the cold is taller than you!
Zubin: *Tries to act tough* Come on, bring it on. C'mon you DINGUS!
Cool Guy: *Busts out AK-47* PRRRAAHHHH! MY NUTS, BITCH!
Zubin: Yeah lets play hockey tonight!
Cool Guy: Okay, when are we playing?
Zubin: Wtf! We've just discussed this.. Learn to listen you idiot..
Cool Guy: Fuck you, you're not playing.. my dick in the cold is taller than you!
Zubin: *Tries to act tough* Come on, bring it on. C'mon you DINGUS!
Cool Guy: *Busts out AK-47* PRRRAAHHHH! MY NUTS, BITCH!
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