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Depression slice

A piece of pizza, ordered out of sadness, or feelings of unworthiness due to general appearance or recent behavior; generally bought at a pay-per-slice pizzeria
my girlfriend just broke up with me, want to grab a depression slice?
by DepressionSlice July 12, 2010
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Depression

Something so deep that hurts you all your life. Something you can’t get rid of no matter how hard you try. Makes you feel like no one cares and no one loves you. It gets to the point when you think your life is worthless and you think that if you die no one would even care. It gets so bad that you start to self harm yourself to try to take away the emotional pain inside you. You start pushing away everyone, even your family. You start to icolate yourself from everyone around you. You think that you are alone in this big world and that no one understands you. It hurts so much it causes some people to commit suicide. Depression isn’t a joke and if you make fun of someone maybe think twice before you do it. You don’t know what they could be going through, and never tell anyone to kill themselves.
Depression ruins your life
by RedheadsAreAmazing May 25, 2018
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Depressionable

A combination of Lunchables and Depression. You open them up and instead of food, you get depression. You don't have Depressionable, you are Depressionable.
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Junior High Students: I am Depressionable
by HiMyNameIsArty July 5, 2020
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depression den

The room you lock yourself away in when you’re dealing with depression. Features include an absolute darkness that’s only interrupted by the soft glow of a laptop, dirty dishes and take-out boxes, and the sweet tinge of sweat and sorrow. It may look ugly but boy is it cozy - the depression den!
Hey, what’ve you been up to lately?
Oh, nothing much. Just watching my life fall apart from the comfort of my depression den!
by 246897531 April 30, 2022
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Concert Depression

A state of being the day after you go to an amazing concert.
This day is typically spent in bed wearing the merch you bought at the concert, listening to the songs again.
I called Joshua earlier, he has a bad case of Concert Depression after seeing Twenty One Pilots.
by Brendon Uries February 26, 2017
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fake depression

used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.
That boy just told everyone he's gonna commit die!.
Relax, he's known for fake depression
by the apls_ October 10, 2019
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Post-DM Depression

(noun) /pəʊst/D/M/dɪˈpɹɛʃən/ -
A medical term first coined in 1984 to describe the series of mental ailments suffered by a former Dungeon Master who has stepped down or been usurped by a newer, more liberal replacement.

The most common symptoms include nerdrage, an obsessive amount of referral to Dungeons and Dragons rulebooks, and the constant, repetitive, and overly false assurance by him that he/she is "definitely not fighting with anybody." The poor excuse "my campaign was a tutorial" is also commonly used by the former DM to try cover up how unoriginal, boring, and clichéd their adventure was.

Often, the sufferer of Post-DM Depression will temporarily have delusions of imaginary members of a "new, awesome group" that the new DM is "totally not invited to." These delusions normally fade quickly once the new DM states that he is happy to hear that the old DM was able to form such a great group so quickly, and hopes that they can still be friends.

Currently, the only known cure for Post-DM Depression is World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, or some other pointless online game where the former DM can become a guild leader and boss around torrents of pre-teens in a strict, structured environment that does not allow room for the creativity, imagination, and open-mindedness required to lead a party of campaigners in D&D.
I heard that he blocked you on MSN, Facebook, and completely avoids you in real life. What's that all about?

Don't worry about it; He's just suffering from Post-DM Depression, because the entire party agrees that I am doing a better job as Dungeon Master than he ever could.

...I only understood, like, three words of that geeky gibberish.

You must have failed your Will check. There's an amulet for that, you know.
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