drug dealer day

Congrats to loic for not being caught yet. You have to give us free drugs on 4th December.

drug dealer day is to congratulate people not being caught yet
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
Let me have one'-jack

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

drug dealer

a man who only wants to see you happy

yo my drug dealer is coming by, i’m gonna get the happy stuff man.

by diana john December 7, 2020

THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER

An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.

Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"

Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

by cosmicllama December 11, 2010

Apex drug dealer

A drug dealer who doesn't have a dealer of his/her own.

Yo, Johnny G. is an apex drug dealer. Nobody gets that guy his shit except himself, from himself!

by King of Rome December 8, 2013

educated drug dealer

A pharmacist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? "An educated drug dealer"

by luluskittles June 4, 2016

fake drug dealer

A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.

im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

Stuck at the dealership

When you commit to a fart but it ends up being much more...

Hey there fellow coworker, I'll be in shortly, I'm stuck at the dealership...

by Mainframetechno November 28, 2018