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Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.
This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".
by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021
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Binge Dating

Binge Dating: To go on dates with several different people within the first couple years after ending a long-term monogamous relationship.
"Her marriage of 5 years ended in May so now she's binge dating"
by docsky June 14, 2011
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dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick
"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"
by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016
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hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.
Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating
by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017
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National dating day

Everyone has to ask out their crush no questions asked
Wanna go out it’s national dating day 😉😏
by Mwah😏 October 18, 2020
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expiration dating

being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.
I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.
by valerie vodka May 31, 2014
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tongue darting

The USA took home the 2016 Tongue Darting Championship in Iceland.
by DarJen July 7, 2018
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