Take a Daily

Having a bowel movement, taking a dump, pinching a loaf, crapping.

Mom, I'll meet you in the car. I have to take a daily.

by pppooooo August 27, 2009

daily donut

to jiz on a girls face and then punch her in the nose.

i gave her a daily donut last night and her nose would not stop bleeding.

by jjstat July 6, 2008

Daily Bai

Doing something on a regular basis. You do something often or almost everyday.

We smoke weed on a daily bai.

by Joe Money Mack January 14, 2010

Daily Nut November

Don't listen to that No Nut November propaganda. There's no way they're being enlightening if they're just waiting for the month to end so they can nut. The true path to enlightenment is to nut every day of November so your body can focus on heightening itself. The other guys just want to hold you back, so they shame you and withhold sources so they can keep you from your true potential

I've already nutted for a whole week of Daily Nut November and my mind and body are so focused I can now walk on walls.

by Gilletteboi420 November 13, 2018

dailure

If every day is a failure. One day of fail can be a dailure too.

It's simple math: day + failure = dailure

Example 1: Saying "Oh God, why am I having this dailure?" while having a fail day.

Example 2: These dailures, urge me to listen to bad music.

by jijweet July 23, 2010

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017

Dailing

When you're not failing, but you're pretty close to it!

"I'm dailing P.E. right now!"

by sammystar547 May 12, 2012