DADS

An acronym for Dumb As Dog Shit.
(Medicine: A life-threatening disease ie. DADS disease)

Refers to a person of incredible stupidity. For example, a person who would stick a knife in a power point just to see if it hurt.

This young man electrocuted himself by sticking a knife into a power point. Obviously he had a terminal case of DADS disease.

by Claudia Rose July 8, 2006

Dad

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back

“Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”

by Where’s dad February 9, 2018

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 21, 2017

Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019

Dad

The person you are looking for/

Where is my dad?

by The memes loser May 20, 2020

Dad

Your dad is someone you need very much. Your dad is laid back. Your dad will do anything for you. Take a bullet for you. If you have a dad, or will get a dad, never let him out of your life.

My dad makes me a girly peep cake every birthday I have.

It's so sweet of him.

by Daddy's Girl :)) June 7, 2017