DADS

An acronym for Dumb As Dog Shit.
(Medicine: A life-threatening disease ie. DADS disease)

Refers to a person of incredible stupidity. For example, a person who would stick a knife in a power point just to see if it hurt.

This young man electrocuted himself by sticking a knife into a power point. Obviously he had a terminal case of DADS disease.

by Claudia Rose July 8, 2006

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 21, 2017

Dad

The person you are looking for/

Where is my dad?

by The memes loser May 20, 2020

Dad

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018

Dad

Your dad is someone you need very much. Your dad is laid back. Your dad will do anything for you. Take a bullet for you. If you have a dad, or will get a dad, never let him out of your life.

My dad makes me a girly peep cake every birthday I have.

It's so sweet of him.

by Daddy's Girl :)) June 7, 2017

Dad

a big fap daddy that caresses you at night

shrek:I am your Dad
little child: oh yes

by sony swag man May 31, 2018