Krtin (Curtain)

Krtin is an enema.

Person 1: Have you met Krtin (Curtain)?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: God, he's such an enema!

by curtainlover69420 January 28, 2020

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

Curtains

Glasses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

Sunglasses,shades

Term originally started in Russia.

I lost my fucking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at Nordstrom.

by Pashka509 June 7, 2011

Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

by Bron November 5, 2003

iron curtain

Iron curtain skirt (Japanese Tetsuheki Sukaato, lit. Iron Wall Skirt), in Otaku sense related to the situation where under any circumstances, a video game, movie or anime, the heroine wearing skirt could never reveal her underwear (see Schrödinger's panties); Iron curtain refers to the skirt which performs the perfect underwear visibility coverage under almost impossible situations.

Note that Schrödinger's panties refers to the improbable situation while iron curtain refers to the skirt.

(see Schrödinger's panties)

Is the secret behind iron curtain superglue?

by AnnihilatorX August 30, 2009

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Beef Curtains

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.

See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.

by Leo. October 20, 2003