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Crumbleys

Parenting that is so atrocious it results in a child committing violent acts against others.
"Did you hear about that school shooting, it looks like it might be another case of the crumbleys."
by Aliceinchainsaw February 2, 2024
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Crumbled Papers Focus

Crumbled Papers Focus is when you always trancingly permforget your past and try to recollect sometimes and you can not focus like a autistic with a paper that gets too wrinkly that you get to th point you need new papers on repeat
Crumbled Papers Focus; *Orchestrated visual audiological cognical protocol of learned elders of judaizers of SINAI*;
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness April 5, 2024
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Crumby stuff

What’s the epitome of crumby stuff? Brayden is.
by Mimo139 July 28, 2024
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crumblimblos

A child friendly word used to describe a female (or male) with huge tits and a big ass
My daughter has crumblimblos
by Bingsworth February 4, 2025
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crumblimbos

A child friendly word used to describe a female (or male) with huge tits and a big ass
My daughter has crumblimbos
by Bingsworth February 4, 2025
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Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026
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