The most prettiest handsome guy you’ll ever see. Has the prettiest smoothest skin, tall and muscular. athletic & active. Cares about others more than himself and never fails to make someone smile. He’s protective over his girlfriend and will do anything to protect her. Loves football, Loves rod wave and loves food. He always makes sure his girlfriend finishes before he does …. long cock
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You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.
by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023
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A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.
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*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"
by anonymous November 6, 2023
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Get the Cristian mug.Cristian is a weird guy and likes a guy named Adan. He also is a boppity bop.
He is dating a girl, but still has a crush on adan.
He is dating a girl, but still has a crush on adan.
by janky botekoo April 6, 2024
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