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cristian clark

The most prettiest handsome guy you’ll ever see. Has the prettiest smoothest skin, tall and muscular. athletic & active. Cares about others more than himself and never fails to make someone smile. He’s protective over his girlfriend and will do anything to protect her. Loves football, Loves rod wave and loves food. He always makes sure his girlfriend finishes before he does …. long cock
wow ! you’re dating THE cristian clark?
by iluvraccoons August 16, 2023
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cristiano ronaldo

to describe a person who is an attention seeker or a person who is always arrogant and jealous of others' success
You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.
by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023
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Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiii

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.

Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"
by anonymous November 6, 2023
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Cristian

Cristian is a man that’s usually gay and has short hair and looks like a naked mole rat
Girl 1:have you seen Cristian?
Girl 2: yeah he looks ugly
by Ilovemewing November 20, 2023
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Cristian

Cristian is a gay guy who has short hair and looks like a naked mole rat and also has a small penis
Girl 1: have you seen Cristian

Girl 2: yeah he looks ugly
by Ilovemewing November 20, 2023
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cristian rodriguez

by crisachild November 20, 2023
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Cristian

Cristian is a weird guy and likes a guy named Adan. He also is a boppity bop.
He is dating a girl, but still has a crush on adan.
Person: Look it’s cristian!
other person: He has a crush on adan!
by janky botekoo April 6, 2024
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